beautifullyheeled:

tehnakki:

ohai-ohia:

songstersmiscellany:

Shakespeare plays and sonnets performed using 400-year-old Original Pronunciation.

This video demonstrates why historically informed performance can be so illuminating.  Puns and lewd jokes, hidden in RP, leap out when performed in certain versions of OP.  Rhymes that don’t work in RP, do in OP: love vs. prove, speak vs. break, etc.  The ca. 1600 OP is so rich sounding; I would love to hear a production using it!

HOLY SHIT

I love how intense both of these guys are =D Shakespeare nerds are awesome!

always will reblog

sopranomonroe:

seventhtable:

thewomanwhoconsults:

forgetyeahcomics:

Romeo and Juliet is not a love story it’s a cautionary tale about how everything would be better if you would just chill the fuck out

‘Everything would be better if you would just chill the fuck out’ - every play ever written by Shakespeare

“Yo, Hamlet. Chill the fuck out about your dad.”

“Yo, King Lear. Chill the fuck out about your daughters.”

“Yo, Othello. Chill the fuck out about your wife.”

(Source: orphaned-anythings)

A dramatic Shakespearean response to every situation
When something bad happens:  True is it that we have seen better days.
When something REALLY bad happens:  O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so:  The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
When my girlfriend abandons me for food:  FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!
When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them:  BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
When I burn something while cooking:  MY CAKE IS DOUGH!
When human stupidity frustrates me:  LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!
When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins:  NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.
When I'm broke:  My pride fell with my fortunes
When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues:  OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!
When someone disagrees with me:  THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
When I argue with my girlfriend:  The course of true love never did run smooth.
When I'm embarrassed:  MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!
Someone says "Good Night":  Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
kimikomuffin:

thisiscasey7:

I laughed way too hard 


pfft

kimikomuffin:

thisiscasey7:

I laughed way too hard 

pfft

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secondlina:

Yesterday at the bookstore,someone asked for :

That book everyone reads, it’s by this like, popular guy, it’s about this guy that goes crazy and talks to dead people.

Aka Hamlet. 

Made me want to draw Hamlet. 

purpleamyxo:

Who would have thought Shakespeare was so gangster, apparently he was the first one to ever use the word ‘swagger’ haha. The first recorded use of the word is in A Midsummer Nights Dream where he says “What hempen homespuns have we swaggering here?”.

noseinabook:

12 Famous Book Titles That Come From Poetry

amandaonwriting:

1. The Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold - “I Knew a Woman” by Theodore Roethke

I knew a woman, lovely in her bones,
When small birds sighed, she would sigh back at them;
Ah, when she moved, she moved more ways than one:
The shapes a bright container can contain! 

2. A Handful of Dust by Evelyn Waugh - The Waste Land by T.S. Eliot

…I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust. 

3. Things Fall Apart by Chinua Achebe - “The Second Coming” by William Butler Yeats

Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; 

4. Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck - “To a Mouse, on Turning Her Up in Her Nest with the Plough” by Robert Burns

But little Mouse, you are not alone,
In proving foresight may be vain:
The best laid schemes of mice and men
Go often askew,
And leave us nothing but grief and pain,
For promised joy! 

5. Far from the Madding Crowd by Thomas Hardy - “Elegy Written in a Country Churchyard” by Thomas Gray

Far from the madding crowd’s ignoble strife
Their sober wishes never learn’d to stray;
Along the cool sequester’d vale of life
They kept the noiseless tenor of their way.

6. Remembrance of Things Past by Marcel Proust - “Sonnet 30 by William Shakespeare

When to the sessions of sweet silent thought
I summon up remembrance of things past,
I sigh the lack of many a thing I sought,
And with old woes new wail my dear time’s waste:

7. Endless Night by Agatha Christie - “Auguries of Innocence” by William Blake

Every night and every morn,
Some to misery are born,
Every morn and every night,
Some are born to sweet delight.
Some are born to sweet delight,
Some are born to endless night.

8. For Whom the Bell Tolls by Ernest Hemingway - “Meditation XVII” by John Donne

No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main; if a clod be washed away by the sea, Europe is the less, as well as if a promontory were, as well as if a manor of thy friend’s or of thine own were; any man’s death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind, and therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.

9. The Heart is a Lonely Hunter by Carson McCullers - “The Lonely Hunter” by William Sharp

O never a green leaf whispers, where the green-gold branches swing:
O never a song I hear now, where one was wont to sing.
Here in the heart of Summer, sweet is life to me still,
But my heart is a lonely hunter that hunts on a lonely hill.

10. I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings by Maya Angelou - “Sympathy” by Paul Laurence Dunbar

It is not a carol of joy or glee,
But a prayer that he sends from his heart’s deep core,
But a plea, that upward to Heaven he flings —
I know why the caged bird sings!

11. Tender is the Night by F. Scott Fitzgerald - “Ode to a Nightingale” by John Keats

Already with thee! tender is the night,
And haply the Queen-Moon is on her throne,
Cluster’d around by all her starry Fays
But here there is no light,
Save what from heaven is with the breezes blown
Through verdurous glooms and winding mossy ways.

12. A Passage to India by E.M. Forster - Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman

Passage to India!
Struggles of many a captain–tales of many a sailor dead!
Over my mood, stealing and spreading they come,
Like clouds and cloudlets in the unreach’d sky.

drawzelgadiseverywhere:

melissa-smile-iv:

Slayers: Hamlet the Manga, Anna Larsson, SciFi Fantasy Art on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/21882853

i’m pretty sad this project fell off the internet; this picture brings up pretty fond memories.

(also, christ, this was a dozen years ago)

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